📜 Matte Art Poster · 30 × 40 cm · Hand-Drawn
YOUR FACE.
MUSEUM
QUALITY.
Nobody expects the French caricaturist — least of all the wall above your desk. A caricature drawn by hand in India ink and watercolour, printed on museum-quality matte paper, ready to slide into any standard frame. The office, the hallway, the downstairs loo. Wherever it goes, people stop and look.
One person, full colour · Free UK delivery included
ORDER YOUR POSTER
Upload the photo below and add any instructions. You’ll approve the sketch before anything is printed.
Up to four people on one poster — choose the number at checkout. Prices in GBP, charged in EUR.
WHY A POSTER?
Watercolour needs matte paper. No glare, no plastic sheen — the texture of the original washes survives the printing.
Standard 30 × 40 cm. Any high street frame fits. Choose the frame that suits your hallway, not one we chose for you.
The same hand-drawn artwork as the canvas, for rather less. Wall art without the wallet event.
Drawn in Bordeaux, printed and posted in Britain. No customs, no surprise charges at the door.
SCANNED. NOT DIGITAL.
“Digital file” doesn’t mean “digital drawing” — and the difference matters. Sébastien draws every caricature the old way: India ink and watercolour, on real art paper, at a real drawing table in Bordeaux. Once the artwork is finished, it’s scanned in high definition and printed. What arrives on your wall is a faithful capture of a physical drawing that exists on paper — not pixels pushed around on a tablet, and certainly not AI. The only thing digital about this operation is Sébastien’s fingers.
HOW IT WORKS
Upload it above. A clear face is all that’s needed — a selfie will do. Add instructions if you have a particular joke in mind.
India ink, then watercolour. Drawn within 24 hours in the Bordeaux studio, on paper, by hand.
The sketch comes to you first. Ask for changes if the nose needs tempering. Nothing is printed until you say so.
Printed in the UK on museum-quality matte paper and posted free. 6–11 days from order to doorstep.
WHO IT’S FOR
Wall art that people actually look at, rather than politely ignore.
Forty years of service deserves better than a card signed by people who spelled the name wrong.
LEAVING DOFrame it, sign the mount, hand it over at the pub. They’ll keep it long after they’ve forgotten the speeches.
BIRTHDAYFor the person who claims to want nothing. They want this. They just didn’t know it existed.
WEDDINGThe couple, drawn together, framed for the hallway. Outlasts the flowers and most of the cake.
THE DOGYes, the dog. Above the fireplace, in a gilt frame, looking thoroughly pleased about it.
JUST BECAUSENo occasion required. Some walls are simply too blank to be left that way.
THE DETAILS
ONE PHOTO. ONE WALL. SORTED.
Send the photo, approve the sketch, hang the result. Britain is not dead — it just needed a French artist.
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HAND-DRAWN vs THE ALTERNATIVES
| This poster | AI or filter apps | |
|---|---|---|
| Made by | A French artist, 25 years at the drawing table | A model trained on other people’s work |
| Materials | India ink and watercolour on real paper | None. There is no object. |
| Your say | You approve the sketch and can ask for changes | Regenerate and hope |
| Likeness | Interpreted — the joke is in what gets exaggerated | Averaged — everyone ends up looking related |
| Wall test | People stop and look at it | People scroll past it |